What are the haps my friends

April 11th, 2013: GUYS did you know I will sell you the last apron you'll ever need?

That last photo is of Emily and both she AND the apron are awesome! Anyway, I'm PRETTY SURE that's the last apron you'll ever need. In closing, here is a poem!

Cats are fun to own I suppose
Maybe you can dress them in clothes
Okay so some cats are cool
But every dog TOTALLY RULES

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: "but james, you're a midshipman first class!" / "you're first class too, my dear, in the field of... 'sexual partners'?" / "oh james"

– Ryan

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