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What are the haps my friends


April 15th, 2013: I hope you had a cool weekend! This weekend I ate tacos AND three different kinds of pizzas so YES it/I was extremely cool!


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: sometimes i fall asleep while flossing because it's that boring AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH VIDEO GAMES

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out