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April 22nd, 2013: If you view source on this page and scroll waaaaay down you'll see a little surprise that comes courtesy of Ben!

I've been posting a lot about the Adventure Time comic I write, but until now you couldn't read it online for free! THAT HAS ALL CHANGED, YO..

Also the sequel to Machine of Death, called This Is How You Die, is on the Publisher's Weekly Best Summer Books 2013 list! NICE. You can't get the book yet but it'll be available in July! I will be sure shout far and wide when it's available.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if dromiceiomimus is telling you off you know it's serious

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out