April 25th, 2013: I wrote this comic in 2009, finalized it, and then got distracted and COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. I happened across it now entirely by accident (I was searching for the phrase "little hearts" which appears in some cut lines to this comic!) So here is a KLASSIC KOMIC that you should've read over four years ago but you get to read it now. Thanks, past me! You were good at writing comics but bad at actually putting them where anyone else could ever see them.
In other news, Squishable Utahraptor wants to live in your house! Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us! – Ryan
In other news, Squishable Utahraptor wants to live in your house!