What are the haps my friends

April 25th, 2013: I wrote this comic in 2009, finalized it, and then got distracted and COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. I happened across it now entirely by accident (I was searching for the phrase "little hearts" which appears in some cut lines to this comic!) So here is a KLASSIC KOMIC that you should've read over four years ago but you get to read it now. Thanks, past me! You were good at writing comics but bad at actually putting them where anyone else could ever see them.

In other news, Squishable Utahraptor wants to live in your house!

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: if you learn one thing from dinosaur comics, let it be that the cloaca is their shared digestive, urinary, and reproductive tract.

– Ryan

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