April 25th, 2013: I wrote this comic in 2009, finalized it, and then got distracted and COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. I happened across it now entirely by accident (I was searching for the phrase "little hearts" which appears in some cut lines to this comic!) So here is a KLASSIC KOMIC that you should've read over four years ago but you get to read it now. Thanks, past me! You were good at writing comics but bad at actually putting them where anyone else could ever see them.
In other news, Squishable Utahraptor wants to live in your house! To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas! – Ryan
December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
In other news, Squishable Utahraptor wants to live in your house!