April 30th, 2013: There are still ten colossal T-Rexes left! These are the last ten available, you guys. Did I manufacture precisely ten too many? Because if the answer is for me to take these ten dudes home and fill a room with them and go in that room and never come out, I'll do it.
One year ago today: i wrote this comic at the airport and i wasn't even around any dogs, SO THERE – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: i wrote this comic at the airport and i wasn't even around any dogs, SO THERE