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May 2nd, 2013: Did you know there are Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies? There ARE! And you should get some because these bad boys are of an edition that is LIMITED. So limited that they GO AWAY FOREVER on Friday!

FORTUNES INCLUDE:

  • THAT WASN'T SALT
  • SOMEONE AT THIS TABLE IS AN IMPOSTOR
  • THE PLATES ARE EDIBLE TOO. TRUST ME. JUST - JUST EAT YOUR PLATE. DO IT RIGHT NOW
  • I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE
and more! Basically say goodbye to all those sucky fortunes that have been holding your life back and say hello to Dinosaur Comics fortune cookies because they are BETTER.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: yesterday many people emailed me to tell me that "lasers" stood for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" and so the word "lazer" didn't make sense, but it's like they've never even heard of "Light Amplification by Zeta-wave Emission Recovery"

– Ryan

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