May 22nd, 2013
Sergey Brin stared at the eleven different sauces available, and considered the geometric explosion of combinations possible. "If someone asks me to find them a sauce recommendation for their delicious Subway-brand submarine sandwich, I could return to them with a more relevant search result if I first considered what sauces other patrons have tacitly recommend in the past by ordering them for themselves," he realized. It was a stunning insight, and the world would never be the same. The small part of the world concerned with improved relevancy in sub sauce recommendations would never be the same.
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A dog!
The haps: Check out this awesome email I got from Ash, you guys:

dear ryan

a while back i was in the process of purchasing your one amazing human shirt when i noticed that the nutritional information said 80kg on it, because i'm guessing that's the average weight of an adult human thing?

"that is pretty worrying!" said i, "for i am an adult human thing and i weigh exactly half that!"

this provoked a trip to the doctors, and a blood test revealed that i've not only got an underactive thyroid gland but also diabetes :o now both these conditions are getting treated asap before i turn into one (1) spooky skeleton! dinosaur comics might have literally saved my life! or you know at least greatly improved the quality of it/my chances of not dying

i guess that means i owe you one,
ash

This is awesome, and I'm glad I could help! Also I'm amazed that Dinosaur Comics merchandise could literally save your life. Good work, funny t-shirt!

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