T-Rex: Ah, the age-old question: what do women want?
God: OXYGEN
God: THE OBVIOUS EXCEPTION BEING WOMEN WHO DO NOT RESPIRATE OXYGEN
T-Rex: No, when I say "what do women want" I mean -
Utahraptor: An organized body!
Utahraptor: Also homeostasis, a higher anabolism rate than their catabolism rate, and the abilities to change over time in response to their environment and to respond to stimuli, usually through motion!
T-Rex: HELLO, THESE ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS OF ALL LIFE.
Utahraptor: Are women not alive?
Off panel: If you prick them, do they not adjust the regulation of their internal state? If you wrong them, shall they not consider revenge, if indeed they possess the ability to perform that act and can consider speculative futures?
T-Rex: Dude I just wanna smooch on a pretty face
