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June 28th, 2013: I am back from Austin! While in Austin I signed 13 thousand paperback books and blew a world record out of the water. Austin was - kind of amazing? I think I love Austin.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the stunning and educational followup to The Scary Ghost Who Learned About Different Kinds Of Rocks

– Ryan

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