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July 11th, 2013: The Humble Bundle is a pay-what-you-want collection of DRM-free eBooks, and as a SURPRISE ADDITION to their bundle, Machine of Death was added yesterday! Guys, you can get a Neil Gaiman book, Machine of Death, the XKCD book, Wil Wheaton's book - TEN different books and they are yours forever and it's such a good deal.

Machine of Death is the book This Is How You Die builds on and if you're too excited waiting for your preorder to arrive (YOU PREORDERED IT, RIGHT?? RIGHT?? SINCERE THANKS IF SO, THAT'S AWESOME) the Humble Bundle is a great way to get 10 awesome books that'll totally tide you over 'till then!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: giant birds = not the nicest members of the "giant [usually smaller noun]" family

– Ryan

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