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July 30th, 2013: The choose-your-own launch party for This Is How You Die and To Be or Not To Be was super fun, you guys! Thanks to everyone who came out - we opened with a performance by CTP of Hamlet done in 15 minutes, then again in 3 minutes, then again BACKWARDS in 3 minutes - and closed with a demo of the Machine of Death game that I did PRETTY OKAY AT, with lots of fun things in between, like an choose-your-own audiobook reading with improvised ending and Machine of Death Game That Is Similar, But Legally Distinct From, Pictionary.

No pictures yet (was too busy to take any!) but I'm hoping I'll see some soon. Thank you all for supporting our weird little1 books!

1 "Little" being an odd choice of adjective since To Be or Not To Be is 768 pages long and weighs as much as a baby

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: A HISTORY OF MOON-BASED TECHNOLOGICAL RHETORIC

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out