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August 2nd, 2013: NEW SHIRT!

Don't you hate it when people stare at certain parts of your awesome body, instead of at the certain other parts you want them to stare at?

Maybe they're just lost.

This shirt will help everyone figure out which of your organs they want to check out. It features a convenient and accurate map to your face, arms, heart, gallbladder, spleen, and also your kidneys and intestines and stuff. Pancreas too, I guess? Whatever you got goin' on inside, man!

I don't judge!

(NOTE: if you have had a kidney removed, the "my kidneys are hereish" arrows still apply, but now they're pointing in the general direction of wherever your kidneys are now) (IT ALL STILL TOTALLY WORKS)

My Face Is Up Here.

One year ago today: all the meal replacement bars and shakes i've seen say you're not supposed to eat just them. come ON world, you need to know your market here! here is your market: CHICKS AND DUDES WHO WANT TO NOT CARE ABOUT FOOD ANYMORE

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out