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August 14th, 2013: Yesterday's other comic about reincarnation got me a few emails saying "Hey if you like that idea you should check out The Egg!" so if you liked that idea maybe check out The Egg! The idea also shows up in another book but I don't want to tell you which one because I love it and don't want to spoil it, so my advice is KEEP READING AND MEANWHILE, ONE DAY, ONE PERFECT DAY, YOU WILL SEE IT.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: how to buff your way through every conversation about unpolished metal surfaces

– Ryan

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