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August 21st, 2013: Thanks to Jenn and Emily for talking up tattoo ideas with me! The best idea we came up with was a butt tattoo that says "What are you doing tonight?" because that way if you have a nice butt you can pick up people by just tugging down the back of your pants and you don't even have to say anything! EXCELLENT WORK, LADIES


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: plausible origins of common phrases for the very credulous

– Ryan

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