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August 21st, 2013: Thanks to Jenn and Emily for talking up tattoo ideas with me! The best idea we came up with was a butt tattoo that says "What are you doing tonight?" because that way if you have a nice butt you can pick up people by just tugging down the back of your pants and you don't even have to say anything! EXCELLENT WORK, LADIES

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Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: plausible origins of common phrases for the very credulous

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out