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August 27th, 2013: A lot of people attribute the baby shoes story to Hemingway but it's pretty apocryphal, you guys! Y'all are getting mad apocryphal every time you do that, did you even realize?

Yesterday I implied that babies will eagerly crawl off a cliff, and it turns out there has been research vis-ŕ-vis babies and cliffs and I maybe owe all of you, as former babies, an apology. Sorry babies.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: the sequel will be called, luke starwars and the events or circumstances

– Ryan

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