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August 29th, 2013: If you're in Toronto I recommend going to go see Shakespeare In The Ruff! I saw their Richard III last night and it was basically the best - I've never seen Richard be so funny before (here's a Star review!). And you can bring a picnic blanket to sit on and a picnic to eat during the show and that is DELIGHTFUL. If you're in Toronto, check it out!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: haha imagine if fedex were, like, a real company instead of a thing i just invented for the purposes of comic jokes

– Ryan

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