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September 3rd, 2013: I've linked these before, but now is as good a time as any to remind you of the Most Wanted Song and the (objectively much superior as it includes operatic hip-hop) Most Unwanted Song!


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One year ago today: send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for he, she, Pawnee, the Adriatic Sea, and your computer science degree

– Ryan

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