September 5th, 2013: Yesterday's comic about talktoadog.com has resulted in this real-life version of talktoadog.com that is at a different url but is all that you hoped for and more!
In other news, did you know that I will sell you... the antidote?? NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda? – Ryan
YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.
In other news, did you know that I will sell you... the antidote??