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September 23rd, 2013: This Is How You Die is the sequel to Machine of Death and is also SUPER AWESOME. It's out now! Within that book is a choose-your-own-path story called Your Choice, by Richard Salter. We thought it'd be a cool way to share some of the book by putting up that story as an interactive website, complete with audiobook narration! Go click that link! You can read a story OR have it read to you! :o


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: what if this comic gets taken down at noon and replaced with the words "GLUTEN IS PERFECTLY SAFE. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT."? what if that happens

– Ryan

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