September 23rd, 2013: This Is How You Die is the sequel to Machine of Death and is also SUPER AWESOME. It's out now! Within that book is a choose-your-own-path story called Your Choice, by Richard Salter. We thought it'd be a cool way to share some of the book by putting up that story as an interactive website, complete with audiobook narration! Go click that link! You can read a story OR have it read to you! :o
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)