October 24th, 2013: Thanks for reading my comic today! Here are some Other Things I Write That You May Want To Check Out:

• Galaga: the comic! It is a legit comic based on Galaga. It features the President in space.
• To Be or Not To Be! It is a legit version of Hamlet redone as a choose-your-own-path adventure. It features SCIENCE and GHOSTS.
• Adventure Time! It is a legit comic about Adventure Time. Issue 21 is out this week and you should totally check it out.

This completes my list of Other Things I Write That You May Want To Check Out! THANKS FRIENDS

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: utahraptor stunned into silence at his friend's one-sided conversation :(

– Ryan