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October 31st, 2013: Your friend and mine, physicist Ben Tippett (author of this scientific paper explaining Superman's powers with real-life physics) has just released his latest work, Traversable Achronal Retrograde Domains In Spacetime, or, if you're not a physicist, the more-accessible whitepaper version: The Blue Box White Paper.

Maybe you're saying "What do these papers explain with real-life physics? I don't understand, and I don't know why I should care."

Maybe that's because you haven't examined the first letters in "Traversable Achronal Retrograde Domains In Spacetime".

Check out Ben's Tumblr if you've got any questions, he's gonna be answering them!

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One year ago today: YES OBVIOUSLY VEGETABLES FACTS ARE A CURSE

– Ryan

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