What are the haps my friends

November 5th, 2013: I wrote an episode of Bravest Warriors! You can watch it RIGHT NOW! :o

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, hotties are coming up, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, there will be some babes soon, it was the epoch of belief, it's going to be so great to imagine what these sweet bods look like, it was the epoch of incredulity, &c.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out