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November 11th, 2013: A poem!

When winter comes it can get pretty chilly
My rhyming dictionary suggests I should mention an oral contraceptive pill-y


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One year ago today: OCEAN FACTS: the ocean is as deep as you (metaphorically) and over twice as salty (literal facts now)

– Ryan

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