NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


November 14th, 2013: There are two new shirts out today! The first is a classy polo that a classy person can wear!

the second is a classy shirt that a classy person can wear too! Oh my gosh are all my readers classy? IT SEEMS LIKELY.

All this (AND MORE??) can be found at THE COOL FUN PIZZA ZONE which is what I just named my internet shoppe.

·

I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: Angola, perhaps there's been some confusion. I'm afraid my name's "Lady I. Amasexhaver", not "Lady I. Amapremaritalsexhaver"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out