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November 14th, 2013: There are two new shirts out today! The first is a classy polo that a classy person can wear!

the second is a classy shirt that a classy person can wear too! Oh my gosh are all my readers classy? IT SEEMS LIKELY.

All this (AND MORE??) can be found at THE COOL FUN PIZZA ZONE which is what I just named my internet shoppe.


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: Angola, perhaps there's been some confusion. I'm afraid my name's "Lady I. Amasexhaver", not "Lady I. Amapremaritalsexhaver"

– Ryan

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