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November 20th, 2013: Whoah, a Machine of Death text adventure game! It's by Hulk Handsome and it came in 8th in the 19th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition, which is really good! YOU CAN PLAY IT IN YOUR BROWSER, GO PLAY IT, THANKS IN ADVANCE

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: one time andrew hussie and i were going to make a book that was all fake book covers you could fold back to make it look like you're reading another, even more awesome book

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out