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November 20th, 2013: Whoah, a Machine of Death text adventure game! It's by Hulk Handsome and it came in 8th in the 19th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition, which is really good! YOU CAN PLAY IT IN YOUR BROWSER, GO PLAY IT, THANKS IN ADVANCE

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: one time andrew hussie and i were going to make a book that was all fake book covers you could fold back to make it look like you're reading another, even more awesome book

– Ryan

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