What are the haps my friends

November 27th, 2013: I wrote a Holiday Gift Guide featuring ONLY things that I had a hand in creating! It's got books, games, all sorts of things! You can check it out by directing your home terminal to this address. :0

SPEAKING OF HOLIDAYS, ordering deadlines for TopatoCo are coming soon! And T-Rex is BACK IN STOCK, baby. :o


Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: that's what we get for living next to a SUN-SIZED THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A SUN.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out