NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

November 27th, 2013: I wrote a Holiday Gift Guide featuring ONLY things that I had a hand in creating! It's got books, games, all sorts of things! You can check it out by directing your home terminal to this address. :0

SPEAKING OF HOLIDAYS, ordering deadlines for TopatoCo are coming soon! And T-Rex is BACK IN STOCK, baby. :o


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: that's what we get for living next to a SUN-SIZED THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A SUN.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out