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November 27th, 2013: I wrote a Holiday Gift Guide featuring ONLY things that I had a hand in creating! It's got books, games, all sorts of things! You can check it out by directing your home terminal to this address. :0

SPEAKING OF HOLIDAYS, ordering deadlines for TopatoCo are coming soon! And T-Rex is BACK IN STOCK, baby. :o


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: that's what we get for living next to a SUN-SIZED THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A SUN.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out