What are the haps my friends

November 27th, 2013: I wrote a Holiday Gift Guide featuring ONLY things that I had a hand in creating! It's got books, games, all sorts of things! You can check it out by directing your home terminal to this address. :0

SPEAKING OF HOLIDAYS, ordering deadlines for TopatoCo are coming soon! And T-Rex is BACK IN STOCK, baby. :o


My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: that's what we get for living next to a SUN-SIZED THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR THAT IS ACTUALLY A SUN.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out