What are the haps my friends

December 23rd, 2013: Christmas is overmorrow!!

If you're in Toronto and looking for a last-minute gift, The Beguiling (Bloor and Markham, by Honest Ed's) has a bunch of freshly-signed copies of To Be or Not To Be and The Midas Flesh! People will be all, "whoah, a thoughtful gift with a personal touch!!" and you can be all "um, OBVIOUSLY, OBVIOUSLY that is a thing I would give".

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: don't even talk to me about the akiraprise

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out