What are the haps my friends

January 9th, 2014: You guys, T-Rex guest stars in the most recent installment of the always-brilliant What If? and that is awesome! Utahraptor will be so jealous.

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the perfect woman has rad white blood cells and a smokin' hot lymphatic system

– Ryan

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