January 14th, 2014: Tomorrow from 2-6 I'll be at The Dragon (Guelph, Ontario!) signin' comics! You should come out and say hi and I will write my name on you / your items!

Are you drinking liquid out of your cupped hands right now? YOU ARE?? Wow sheesh that's a problem; luckily one that can be easily solved via CAPITALISM:

yes indeed

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the purr-fect dog. wait hold on, something's wrong

– Ryan