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What are the haps my friends


January 16th, 2014: Thanks to The Dragon for putting me up yesterday, and to all the readers who came out - it was a great way to spend an afternoon!

Speaking of great ways to spend... the rest of your life??... here is a cool mug that if you treat it carefully will last the rest of your life:

there's one way to find out


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: what - what about the friendly ghosts i've read and been forced to watch shows about when nothing else was on?

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out