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What are the haps my friends


January 29th, 2014: Yesterday I mentioned how I wasn't sure we could trust David Malki. Now I'm not sure if we can trust... ME??


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i am still waiting for human kibble to be produced and i am not alone in this: sometimes you just want to take care of your body's demands and GET ON WITH IT

– Ryan

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