What are the haps my friends

February 11th, 2014: Guys check out this book that David Malki did. I for one am appalled.

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: go ahead, reality. DO ME ONE BETTER.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out