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March 12th, 2014: I've often said that XKCD's "What If" is my favourite site on the internet (BECAUSE IT'S TRUE) and now there's a book coming out soon! Randy says he answered questions in the book that he didn't answer on the site, which means there's a non-zero chance that my "Randy, what if... YOU AND YOUR WIFE CAME OVER FOR DINNER??" question got answered. Fingers crossed, you guys!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: for some reason i first wrote this as "meanwhile, in tudor island:" and anyway long story short i have a great idea for a new tv show

– Ryan

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