T-Rex: Once upon a time there was a grasshopper who spent all summer singing and an ant who spent the summer storing food for winter! Then winter arrived and the grasshopper found herself starving.

Narrator: THE FABLE OF THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

T-Rex: That's uh - that's actually the whole thing. Grasshopper starves and begs Ant for food, but he, through a mouthful of food, tells Grasshopper to dance her hunger away instead. Grasshopper starves to death, THE END, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED STORYTIME??
Dromiceiomimus: Grasshopper doesn't starve necessarily! It's possible Ant gave her some food as payment because he found her dancing amusing. LIKE IN CAPITALISM??

Utahraptor: Yeah, maybe G-Hops represents a career in the arts!
T-Rex: And Ant a career in financial services?

Utahraptor: YES. It shows us how those who are way loaded have a moral duty to support artists, because otherwise they'll die due to their life choices.
T-Rex: But Grasshopper's a singer! Ant likes dancing, but she might not even know how to do that!!
Utahraptor: Well if she likes food she'd better learn fast!

Narrator: THE END
Narrator: P.S.: FABLES ARE TERRIBLE