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April 15th, 2014: Here, let me save you some time! Commotio cordis. Really sorry if you or your family has invested heavily in physical bodies made of meat, perhaps for untold generations!!


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One year ago today: the bedsheets have batman on them, OF COURSE they have batman on them

– Ryan

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