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What are the haps my friends


April 22nd, 2014: So because of my surgery I have been taking PAINKILLERS and been posting what I've been told are Painkiller Tweets, but I'm still pretty sure they're good? Anyway my painkillers have been giving me really vivid dreams: they're nothing exceptional in terms of plot, but more richly detailed. It makes for an odd combination: I truly experienced what it was like to catch a ride with my dad to high school last night.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: in her face i can see the world

– Ryan

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