April 29th, 2014: Today may well be the first day since my surgery that I don't take painkillers! The only pain left in me is the pain that cannot be killed (i.e.: I've had the Power Rangers theme song stuck in my head for several days)

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One year ago today: spending as much time thinking about ghosts as i assume ghosts spend thinking about me

– Ryan