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July 7th, 2014: I started writing this comic in 2009 but then never finished it, I think because I wanted to wait until it truly was a decade since McDonald's discontinued the Super Size promotion? Anyway they ended it in March 2004 so HERE WE ARE.

UPDATE: It turns out I did take this idea but move it in another direction back in 2009! So enjoy this TERRIFYING VISION OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: you know what they say. you do, right? you. right there. the one leaning to one side with their elbow on their desk, using it to support their head.

– Ryan

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