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July 7th, 2014: I started writing this comic in 2009 but then never finished it, I think because I wanted to wait until it truly was a decade since McDonald's discontinued the Super Size promotion? Anyway they ended it in March 2004 so HERE WE ARE.

UPDATE: It turns out I did take this idea but move it in another direction back in 2009! So enjoy this TERRIFYING VISION OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: you know what they say. you do, right? you. right there. the one leaning to one side with their elbow on their desk, using it to support their head.

– Ryan

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