Narrator: IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY SAY HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
T-Rex: In the USA: most likely. It IS legal to make arrests without Miranda warnings, but anything said would not be admissible at trial.

Narrator: UNAMBIGUOUS ANSWERS TO OLD RHETORICAL QUESTIONS
Narrator: PART TWO

Narrator: WHY DON'T WE CALL BUILDINGS "BUILTS"?
T-Rex: We could if we wanted. You know what's more interesting? "Building" comes from "buldijana" in Proto-Germanic. That's a reconstructed language: we believe it existed, but don't have any concrete proof. As such, the entire language is built from logical deduction!
Dromiceiomimus: To find out more about Proto-Germanic, and other reconstructed languages, consult your local Wikipedia.

Narrator: WHY IS THE ALPHABET IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
T-Rex: Historical accident, really.
Utahraptor: Yep!

Narrator: SINCE LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, IS THAT WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK?
T-Rex: No, the speed difference is not usually noticeable under conversational conditions.
Utahraptor: You are fundamentally misunderstanding the principles at play here.

Narrator: WHY DO WE WASH TOWELS? AREN'T WE OUR CLEANEST WHEN WE USE THEM?
T-Rex: Hopefully! But we're also wet, and wet towels encourage mold growth.
T-Rex: Seriously man, quit joking around and WASH YOUR FRIGGIN' TOWELS.