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What are the haps my friends


August 25th, 2014: There, now you're prepared for the years to come. Try to act surprised!


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One year ago today: shouts out to the approximation of me living somewhere, somewhen, who is one inch taller than I am. I respect you, friend.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out