September 9th, 2014: I wrote this comic a few days ago only to wake up to the news this morning that John Mann announcing he has early-onset Alzheimers. 51 years old! I feel like most of us have someone in our lives with dementia, and there are lots of Alzheimer's charities supporting research for treatment and prevention who could use your help: here's the Alzeimer's Society in Canada.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: you'd have to spend like a rich uncle pennybags, peanut in a top hat and monocle, or other similar corporate mascot just to keep up!

– Ryan