What are the haps my friends

September 22nd, 2014: Hey, remember when I wrote a choose-your-own-path version of Hamlet called To Be or Not To Be? SURE YOU DO. (YOU CAN BUY THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY). Well that book was launched through Kickstarter and one of the rewards was me painting a painting for you (I am a terrible but enthusiastic painter) and a very classy gent named Boyd Multerer backed at that level! It took me a while to paint it (and even longer to mail it, I'M SORRY BOYD) but it arrived yesterday and now I can share it with you! The request was "T-Rex playing Xbox" so now T-Rex playing the Xbox One is CANONICAL. Thank you Boyd!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: oh my god is that all i have to do to get some decent games on my phone??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out