October 21st, 2014: This "bodies as machines that turn food into ideas" idea was actually well-established way back in 2005 on this here website! T-Rex has considered it and has further OPINIONS on the matter, almost a decade later. :0

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: this is right up there with a cat hanging off a clothesline that says "hang in there, baby!" in terms of uncut, freebased inspiration

– Ryan