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What are the haps my friends


November 17th, 2014: YOU GUYS:

I ALSO MADE A FLASK


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i spent most of yesterday writing about an imaginary dinosaur eating chips in his underpants, so

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out