January 23rd, 2015: I have spent a lot of time thinking over this "green vs white" debate and I believe white gives you more access to vegetables AND grains, but green does open up quite a bit if you allow the use of (nutritional??) food colouring.

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One year ago today: here lies t-rex: not so hungry now

– Ryan